Doohickies, Inc.

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Your future looks bright!
Find out where you could be in 10 years!

Ten Year Time Machine

Fill out your fun Mad Lib!!!Shazam! Here’s your future!

Picture this: It’s 2029. Your business, is thriving. You’ve just been ranked #1 in your field by & Quarterly, and the Times just featured a glowing profile about you.

As far as profits go, you’ve just hit the $ mark and growth has exceeded % month after month. Congrats! This year’s holiday bonuses will be on track to be distributed just in time for Name Day!

With your funds from Kabbage, you’re all set to expand into and hire a new Director of .

All your hard work and your Kabbage line of credit the past 10 years have paid off! Enjoy your month-long vacation on with , and we’ll check back in to see where you are in years. Cheers!

Manage your business the way you like with Kabbage.

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What's new at Doohickies, Inc.

High-quality materials

Bamfuzzles built to be bamboozle-proof!

Thanks to our funding from Kabbage, our bamfuzzles and doohickies are better than ever.

Research & testing

Shaken more rigorously than ever before!

We upgraded the way we test our doohickies. Our doohickies have been dropped, stomped, smothered, covered, cyber-bullied, and more so you can trust them!

You can buy them on your phone!

We’re extremely online!

Whether you’re on your phone, tablet, computer or Walkman, we’re here to sell you doohickies!

Spokesguy Approved: Backed by a spokesguy who represents a reliable source of current and predicted future success.

We needed 50,000 Doohickies for our annual chess tournament. After searching everywhere, we finally found Doohickies, Inc., and they delivered our order within days. Very happy!

John Gundlefinger

CEO, Gundlefinger & Associates

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We needed 50,000 Doohickies for our annual chess tournament. After searching everywhere, we finally found Doohickies, Inc., and they delivered our order within days. Very happy!

John Gundlefinger

CEO, Gundlefinger & Associates

Meet Our Team

Dir. of Doohickeying

Vicky Von Vandervanvin

After winning the Gundlefinger account (thanks to our funds from Kabbage!), Vicky took a vacation and came back with a tattoo of her own face, on her face. Nobody brings it up.
Numbers Guy

Milton Realperson

If you need details on the oodles of doodads in the storeroom, Milton’s your guy. He also leads our wellness program. We’ve been loving the “Jazzercising to Whale Sounds” classes, Milton!
Factory Strongman

Carl S. Bad

Whether you need boxes boxed, deliveries delivered, or doohickies doohacked, Carl can handle it. He handles the day-to-day of our warehouse floor and you should see the way his hair blows in the wind as he razor scooters down the aisles.

What could funding do for your business?

Kabbage provides businesses with access to flexible, working capital so they can do what they do best. Applying quick and simple, and you could qualify for up to $250,000. Start the application today, and you could be on the way to finding your own Gundlefinger.

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Credit lines and pricing are subject to periodic review and change, including line and pricing reductions, line and pricing increases, or line eliminations. Individual requests for capital are separate installment loans. All loans are subject to credit approval. Frequently Asked Questions.

All Kabbage^® business loans are issued by Celtic Bank, a Utah-Chartered Industrial Bank, Member FDIC. Terms, conditions, features, availability, pricing, fees, service and support options subject to change without notice.